JF Ptak Science Books Quick Post
(I know, I've been on a bit of a fictional non-science bender--please bear with me.)
Amazing Name Masticating Namonamemaker
How do you change your bland, old-fashioned everyday name into an EXCITING, NEW, FRESH and ENTIRELY ORIGINAL title? Hmm? It is as simple as falling down. Just take the first letter of your first name and the first AND last letters of your last names, find them in the columns below, and, PRESTO, your new name appears. For example, we’ll use the name of a happy dog, say, Blue Ptak, so, take the “B” in column 1 (“StumpY”) and the “P” of column 2 (“Pityprance”) and the “K” of column 3 (“Stubbypencil”) and you get Blue’s new non-secret name, Stumpy Pityprance Stubbypencil.
Column 1
A. Crusty
B. Stumpy
C. Stinky
D. Bilbo
E. Flippy
F. Slipboggy
G. Hilborg
H. Instink
I. Crudloma
J. Dishbogger
K. Hairball
L. Bloopfurry
M. Nicetoy
N. Whoopsie
O. Ooopsie
P. Dogbreath
Q. Quieenzilla
R. Roopertooper
S. Amplebump
T. Tyrantinsanious
U. Underwear
V. Vimpstickler
W. FredWilma
X. HisboyElroy
Y. Whynot
Z. Idontwanna
Column 2
A. Crushbiggee
B. Bumpstroodle
C. Purplebug
D. Dalmationbreath
E. Bunnywhiner
F. Sidestepper
G. Snoozledoop
H. Cramfuzzle
I. Drinkdinker
J. Napsnoozer
K. Kingplump
L. Mamatripper
M. Frontbacker
N. Lunchgruncher
O. Plithtrop
P. Pityprance
Q. Drybean
R. Dustdainty
S. Kitchenclown
T. Copperkettle
U. Shoelacy
V. Oldpants
W. Yellbreaker
X. Xtremator
Y. Noway
Z. Artyfoot
Column 3
A. Klipenklop
B. Snoringsneeper
C. Crustybrainer
D. Asprinstock
E. Grundgygripper
F. Catwasher
G. Stinkydogger
H. Brattlebones
I. Pippypointy
J. Longyshorty
K. Stubbypencil
L. Longofripertripper
M. Triptraptrippybones
N. Ticktactoemummbler
O. Dupydripydappy
P. Emptypockets
Q. Purplepuddinhead
R. Rimpleplinker
S. Wompystick
T. Underbrain
U. Swingyleg
V. Churchillchin
W. Winnyblooper
X. Anywhichway
Y. Blinderbounder
Z. ZipZippy
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